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"Did you know.....? Horst Schultz achieved a distance record of 18 feet 9 inches with a substantial amount of semen. He also holds the record for greatest height of 12 feet 4 inches, with a muzzle velocity of 42.7 MPH. I need practice! Any personal trainers out there?"

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